Knightjockey
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
carryonmywincestsounds:

findmeinwonderlandd:

zellah007:

cheyeliner:

it is one in the morning and nothing in my life has ever been this important

Is this foodnun

this is my most favouritest post ever.

ryan: breathes
the rest of achievement hunter: wOW RYAN YOU'RE SO GOD DAMN CREEPY TONE IT THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S CHILDREN WATCHING WHAT THE HELL MAN
theswordfromthesky:

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

a tack on titan

I don’t even watch this show and I fell out of my chair

theswordfromthesky:

willgrahamcrackercrumbs:

a tack on titan

I don’t even watch this show and I fell out of my chair

coinincident:

opening up a video game and then realizing you have homework

image

rockandfloyd:

but really who needs a social life when you can stay at home and sing and dance along to 80s music

gworbs-gavichal:

everythingroosterteeth:

mylifeisroosterteeth:

gworbs-gavichal:

who wants to rob a bank with me so we can buy rt merchandise 

you wanna plan a heist together?

as long as it turns out better than Gavin and Geoff’s

Edgar could plan a better heist than them tbh

i will eat your soul
one of the first things ryan said in his first appearance in a minecraft lets play (via drunkteeth)

And this will forever be remembered

(via clarinet-hunter)