So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke
youre gonna look so godamn cool
the Very Important guide on recognizing cat positions
so this just happened
omg read it to the tune of the song
oh my god it fits