My favorite Oscar of the night
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
Whoever made this should start writing sitcoms
Requested by thewhoopingblob
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
we must go hastily